I called a friend who was a new NA member and heard the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you will know that you are one of the changes.”
The monkey isn’t on my back any more, but the circus is still in town.
An oldtimer was sitting in a meeting and a newcomer walked in and sat down next to him. The newcomer’s hair was sharply spiked and was all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow, and hot pink. The oldtimer just stared until the newcomer said, “What’s the matter, oldtimer, you never did anything wild in your life?” The oldtimer replied, “Yeah, as a matter of fact, I got wasted once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my son.”
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